so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
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I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
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She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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