I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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