God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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