Will you blow on my dice?
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
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It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
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If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize