I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
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you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
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Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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