it's not cheating when I paid for it
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
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