Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
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I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Dude, if I don't end up wearing a banana suit in Milwaukee, I will consider that trip a complete failure.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
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The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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