So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
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