yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
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I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
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drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
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