Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
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I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
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It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Apparently I told him the people made me order taco bell I didn't even want it. And then proceeded to turn off all the lights and sit at the kitchen table in the dark and told him not to look at me.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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