I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
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i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
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Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
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