Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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