She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
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He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
...
Exactly.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
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You tried to order fondue take-out.
From Taco Bell.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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