i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
I'm fighting fire with fire. When my parents interrogate me about what I was doing last night, I tell them the truth. Every disgusting, awkward detail. I'm 23 now and they need to get used to it.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Randomize
