are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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