so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
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