Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
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