We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
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Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Huh. I think I went to highschool with the hooker my neighbor just brought home.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
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I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
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