who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
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You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
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I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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