her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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