I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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