Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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