I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
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my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
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Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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