Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
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Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
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just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I'm too high and old for this...
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