is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
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