It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
Someone shit on the floor
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
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