i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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