Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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