Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
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