I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I used a jello pudding cup as a shot chaser last night. I'm the Bill Cosby of alcoholics
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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