I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
Randomize