I felt like helen keller
But she could have totally found that shit before me
A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
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siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
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I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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