so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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