i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
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woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
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So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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