all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
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