so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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