Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
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WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
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I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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