Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
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They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
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Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
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He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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