How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
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He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
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I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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