No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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