No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
Just found an airplane bottle of whiskey and I didn't put it in my coffee. I think I deserve a little recognition this morning.
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