she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
How's work?
Spinning.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
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