I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
I just saw a guy masturbating vigorously at the bus stop across from del taco at 2:30am...im pretty sure he wasn't even homeless
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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