Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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