do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
Green mimosas i think yes
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
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after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
he's single and there are thong briefs.
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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