Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
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