I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
My mom asked what the mark on my neck was - I told her I burned it with a straightener.
She believed that the monsterous hickey on your neck was a burn?
well, not really. but then i reminded her that my sister has yet to take that pregnancy test and she conviniently forgot about my hickey
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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