Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
His 21st birthday is in the middle of shark week, it's meant to be.
You know being hammered seven days in a row can do serious damage to your liver.
Text me on Monday and make sure I'm still alive
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
