Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
So apparently I’m into choking now
I no longer have the means to support both a women and an alcohol addiction
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