If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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