What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
worst night to have a conscience
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
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your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
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My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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