also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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