You surviving the open bar?
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she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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