put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
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It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
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Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
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