I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
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i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
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Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
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