Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
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then he tried to convert me to islam
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
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Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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