A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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